i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by
semicolons are not only for formal essays and anyone who tells you otherwise wants to deprive you of the second most satisfying punctuation mark; do NOT believe them. i promise they get no bitches
the first most satisfying punctuation mark is—fyi—the em dash
the riddler but hes just some normal streamer. got peer pressured by twitch chat into doing stuff
jerma
“no- chat i’m not gonna like, try to trick BATMAN like- n-no! no that’s- [unhinged laughter] OUGGHgh BATMAN solve my riddles or i’ll BLOW UP A WHOLE CASINO-”
“Chat, listen, listen, ok? I know- I know Batman beat me. I know that. I know he solved all my riddles. So heres the plan: double or nothing. I go all over Gotham and put in TWICE as many riddles, really hard ones this time, and that’s what we do for the next two or three streams. Does that sound good to you guys?”
“… ‘bad riddle andy”. Ban that guy for five minutes.”
words cannot describe the childlike wonder and joy felt when you enter a restaurant and they have those fancy soda machines capable of creating Wondrous Concoctions
behold. Potion Maker
Wish these things had a Roulette button that mixed something completely at random